We are two underpaid, overworked, overtired, underappreciated, individuals who do not see or
spend enough conscious time with each other.  So naturally we decided the only way to remedy this problem is to work more…as this is the only thing that keeps us from falling asleep in each others company.

So after a few cocktails, we use what is left of our mentality to work for you.

We build our line of products on quips and comments made in our demented world that we seem to
find hysterical.

We hope you enjoy our intoxicating ramblings and hope that our sense of humor can extend and
bring someone else the same gratification that it does for us.

We are always open for suggestions on designs and love your t-shirt verbiage, so feel free to pass those along, however, if you require any compensation or feel that we will not do your idea justice – please refrain as this site is dedicated to our fun and free will.  We do not wish (at this time) to turn
this into more than that.